In light of Eclipse, the third installment of the Twilight movie series debut, I've researched the top 5 girls' & boys' baby names of present day because of the chatter that parents' have started naming their kids after famous characters like Edward, Bella, and Jacob (which, to me, raises the more alarming question of how young the people are that are having babies). Anyways, here it is:
GIRLS
1. Emma: German name for "all-embracing". Sounds kinda slutty to me.
2. Isabella: German/Spanish for "consecrated to God". Tween for "hot chick from Twilight who's into vamps and shit".
3. Emily: meaning "eager". I guess that's cool if you're going for one of those docile, trained puppy kinda kids.
4. Madison: HOLLA! Actually I'm kind of upset about this because I'd rather not be so mainstream. And I like being the only one who turns around when my name is uttered in a room. Call it narcissistic. It is.
5. Ava: Latin for "blooming"... won't even comment on that one.
BOYS
1. Jacob: the boys of the future will be remembered as that werewolf with a six-pack or Taylor Swift's ex.
2. Michael: definitely going to be a rise in this name over the next few years to commemorate a lost legend, Michael Jackson. Hopefully the parents of these youngsters will do a better job than Joe.
3. Ethan: Latin for "constant". I can see this one leading to "constant pain in the ass" but that just might be my distaste for children.
4. Joshua: This name is gross and dumb........Just joshin' ya! (Sorry, that was pathetic)
5. Daniel: Ohhhh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boyyyyy. And that's all I have to say about that one.
I'm just happy that "Miley" hasn't hit the top of these lists yet.
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