Just point, blast, and cook.

It's right next to the eggs!

...Hmm. Doesn't quite sound like an item I want making my breakfast.

Introducing The Batter Blaster, a "hot" new item of the culinary realm that was brught to my consumer attention several times during a commercial break on Bravo (whose network name really isn't boding well for itself this time). The Batter Blaster, which most definitely was created by a serious stoner, is a bizarre cousin of Cheez-Whiz that promises the similar easy-dispense feature but this time, with pancake batter. Its other claim-to-fame is being organic and kosher, which doesn't quite matter to me after reading the ingredient list (whole egg solids, lactic acid from beet sugar, etc). I don't want to even know what happens if the "do not store in an environment above 45 degrees Fahrenheit" rule is broken.

Somehow, that "AMAZING!" graphic doesn't win me over. Bottom line, this may have been a good idea in theory, but I'd rather spend the 5 extra minutes whipping up some pancakes from scratch than spend the next 2 days with food poisoning. Save yourselves!