First of all, having "Barbie" as a first name is totally acceptable when you find out that homegirl's middle name is "Millicent". Come ON, you cannot get more baller status than "Millicent". Bittie is an independent boss woman who has man-candy Ken on hand at all times, and when he started neglecting his personal appearance, she kicked his ass to the curb and wouldn't take him back til he got his shit together. Don't even get me started on her whips. Barbie has a different ride for every day of the week, and all of them are fabulous (a convertible, a Jeep Wrangler, and even an RV for those crazy camping trips). And if for some reason B doesn't feel like polluting the atmosphere, she can just ride one of her horses. Not to mention, Barb's got an entire zoo of exotic pets, including but not limited to: a zebra, a panda, and a lion, all of which she keeps in the poolhouse of her multilevel dreamhouse equipped with a pool. And Barbie wasn't just given all of these luxuries: babygirl is a self-starting go-getter whose held a range of jobs such as doctor, astronaut, lawyer, pilot, lead singer of her own band, fashion model, and Nascar racer - just to name a few. Obviously with a lifestyle that is so fabulous, she can't help but have a plethora of hottie friends, and Teresa and Midge have always been her bests (til Midge had an illegitimate baby with boyfriend Allan... what a ho).
Is there even a need to go on? Barbie Millicent Roberts is a high class bitch; who wouldn't wanna be her in the future life?
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